With no end to the NBA lockout in sight, players are at loose ends. While there’s been a small exodus to hoop it up abroad, most who’ve split are journeymen looking for a little extra scratch. And hey, what’s interesting about dudes playing basketball in November? Not a lot. Thankfully, Carmelo “SVU” Anthony and at least 10 other ballers have much better—or at least more interesting—things to do than work on their low post game. Considering a career change in this lousy economy? Take notes.


