Stocking stuffers—the bane of everyone’s existence. It’s hard enough to figure what to buy everyone as an actual gift, and then you’ve got the added onus of trying to find a bunch of little items to stick in a giant sock? Why do we even do this anymore, you ask? Tradition. F-ing tradition. Thankfully we’ve rounded up a few small, inexpensive items to solve all your problems this year. Enjoy.
33 Drams of Scotch ($5): An activity will get him to shut up (maybe?). Ultimate Cocktail Bar Tool ($40): A Swiss Army Knife for a boozehound. Cocktails Kits 2 Go ($15): Great for boozin’ on the go, which he obviously loves.
Capabunga ($8): Because she couldn’t possibly finish a whole bottle by herself. Matador Pocket Blanket ($30): Since she's always cold. Minimergency Kit for Moms ($16): Because everything is always an emergency with her.
Yo Ho Ho Pirate Hat DIY Set ($25): Because every adult will thank you for keeping him occupied. DIY Flipbook Kit ($12): See above. PPK Rubber Band Gun ($20): Tell him he can shoot it at anyone but you (and the dog).
How to Thrive in the Digital Age ($12): Because you’re tired of explaining the Internet to him. Jack Daniel’s Unaged Tennessee Rye (Prices Vary): It’s ageless, just like he wants to be. Not Today Pin ($10): Because he’s held off death for this long.
DIY Mason Herb Garden Set ($23): All aunts love gardening, right? Right? Grown-Ass Lady Tote Bag ($20): Because sometimes it’s nice to state the obvious. Cat Lady Earrings ($9): Calling someone a cat lady is better than calling her a spinster, right
Friendship Collar Set ($35): Because a gift for your dog is a gift for you. Orbee-Tuff Nooks ($13): Because the only thing a dog loves more than a ball is a treat ball. Bocce’s Bakery PB & Bacon Treats ($16): Just resist the urge to eat these yourself, OK?
What I Love About Grandma Journal ($10): You’ll be her favorite grandkid after you give her this. Custom RetroViewer ($30): Because old people love old photos. Bag of Cheer ($12): Because she loves this kind of crap.
Three Jerks Jerky ($15): Because he thinks a bag of beef jerky qualifies as a meal. Kontrol Freek Thumbsticks ($15): Because he never outgrew his video game obsession. Sugarfina 3 PC Bento Box ($26): You’re never too old for candy.