Superpowers We’d Like to Have

In the new comic book flick The Wolverine, the titular hero loses his healing factor. Which leaves us wondering which superhuman abilities would really be life-changing. And as it turns out, they’re a little different than you might expect…

Because about 985 of our 1,000 channels are utterly worthless.

Because sometimes the cupboard is not quite bare.

Because one side of an annoying conversation is twice as annoying.

Because even when we snooze, we don’t like to lose.

Because even if we were where we need to be right now, we’d be late.

Because that would just be awesome, right?