Show the lucky lady in your life just how much you care about her with a gift that, well, you could get something out of, too. Whether you’re helping her look her best or making sure she’s eating well, she’ll be sure to appreciate any of the following—and thank you for it later…
The Bouqs Co. Flowers (Prices Vary): Listen, there’s a war out there being fought on Instagram, and the holidays aren’t over until you’ve won. You think she’s going to post photos of a Breaking Bad Blu-ray gift set? Get some classy flowers for her and you’ll be the most “awwwww’d” fella on the ’gram by 9 a.m. And the most laid one a few hours later.
Harry & David Peppermint Bark Graham Crackers ($35): Seriously, how good are these with some nice hot buttered rum? Just try to share—they’re for her, after all.
Lululemon All the Right Places Pant II ($128): There’s a reason girls will drop $128 on workout leggings—they perfectly accentuate every muscle and curve. If you love your girlfriend to death and still wouldn’t mind seeing a different ass prance through your kitchen once in awhile, these’ll help.
Lodge 12” Cast-Iron Skillet ($30): Like driving stick or shooting photos with a DSLR, cooking on cast-iron takes an afternoon to learn and you’ll be the fucking man. Buy this skillet for your shared kitchen, cook her dinner every so often and eat like a king yourself.
Unbound Subscription Box ($65-$175): Unbound is a subscription box service whose very existence is foreplay. “What do you think we’ll get next month, honey?” They have a new holiday shop with gifts for him/her/couples and, as the ladies behind the brand say, “The best gift you can give is an orgasm.” (20% Discount Code: MADEMAN20)
Tushy Bidet ($69-$94): This one requires a bit of a team effort to install, but once it’s up, it makes for the perfect temperature-controlled after-sex wash. It’s also a popular conversation piece. No one doesn’t want to have a nice, clean butt.
Vanity Mirror with Makeup Bulbs ($103): Sharing a bathroom with a woman isn’t easy. While you’ve got a lot of adjusting to do, she’s taking years drying her hair. Most also do their makeup in the bathroom for no other reason other than that there is light and a mirror. So be a selfish prick and install one this set-up for her… anywhere else.
Sky Mat Anti-Fatigue Kitchen Mat: ($58): This gift won’t look too romantic on day one. But once you step on a mat that gives you arch support even when wearing shoes, you’ll be sold. And the less tired you are on your feet, the more energized you’ll be off your feet… get it?