When holiday gift shopping, you could go the route of thoughtful and heartwarming stuff—presents the recipients would love and cherish. Or, you could buy things so odd, sophomoric or ridiculous they elicit a hearty “What the fuck?” That’s more fun, isn’t it? Note: Don’t give any of these to your girlfriend unless you’re looking to be single on New Year’s Eve.
Ostrich Pillow ($99): It’s made for napping in places you shouldn’t be napping (ie: your desk). It’s comfortable, but it also makes you look like a psychopath/a monster from Dr. Who.
Farting Bank ($15): There’s no reason why anyone over the age of 12 should own this bank, which emits a farting noise when you put a coin in. So you should definitely get it for your brother-in-law.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Soap ($12): Everyone knows the real reason why you need to wash your hands after you visit the restroom, and this soap removes all other pretenses.
Balls Deep Tackle (Starting at $4): If you’ve got an immature fisherman in your life (don’t we all?), this testicle-shaped tackle is the perfect gift.
Yodeling Pickle ($12): Upon seeing a yodeling pickle, one might wonder, “Why does a yodeling pickle exist when we still haven’t figured out a cure for cancer?” Our answer: Why the hell not?
Crazy Cat Lady Game ($26): You can just feel the desperation and loneliness emanating out of this board game, which has a clear objective: The winner is the person who collects the most cats. Give it to your spinster aunt and watch her pretend to think it’s funny.
Sushi Soap Set ($10): Who wouldn’t feel fresh and clean after rubbing spicy tuna all over themselves?
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