Women. There are a lot of them out there. If only we had some kind of guide to help us group them into a few distinct categories based on behavior, regional affiliation and cultural background. That's what author Joe Bovino had in mind when he sat down to write The Field Guide to Chicks, a humorous (and not at all politically correct) overview of America's women. Having examined the female species from coast to coast, Bovino believes the fairer sex can be divided into several dozen observable archetypes. Take a look at these excerpts from the book and see if you can get on board with his theory. Want to see the rest of the guide? Pick up a copy on Amazon, or head to Made Man's Facebook page to win one in this week's caption contest.