I went out drinking at a “gentleman’s” club one day after work where we saw the cutest young thing dancing. One of the guys said aloud “Man. I wish she worked for me doing that.” Another trader said I think I’m going to hire her to be my clerk”. The guy responded “I’ll give you $1000 if you can get her to clerk for you”. Well Monday came around and sure enough, the young lady is standing next to the trader in a nice pink trading jacket. The trader says to the other “I’d like you to meet my new clerk Cindy, also known as Alexis. Later in the day the guy asks the other trader how much he had to pay her. He replied “She’s just hired for the week and you’re paying her $1000”.