Some of the finest wingmen have four legs and fur.
Our expert soaked up sappy cinema—and picked up priceless advice.
A little advice: Do better.
In the sexiest ways possible, of course.
None of which have anything to do with looks.
A pixel is worth a thousand words.
These babies got back.
Present them at your peril.
It pays to think outside the box.
Now we ain’t sayin’ she is... but here are some clues.
Get to know some reel beauties.
Heed this advice and thank us later.
Two of them are sisters named, no joke, Sparkle and Shimmy.
The rock ’n’ rollers are right up there with the crazy cat ladies.
These are our kinda links.
Courtesy of the Cougar Club, of course.
Rubber side down and sexy side up!
They’ve got spirit, yes they do…
They’ll set off a spark in your… heart.
Beaches be trippin’…
These lines will have them at hello.
Their attention to detail—among other things—is simply stunning.
From Ts to button-downs and beyond, these must-haves will get her everlovin’ attention.
Celebrities and models and girls next door, oh my!
From Bukowski to Orwell to Tolstoy, they’ll get you in the game.
Looking good even when your team is not…
The best pieces of art on the best pieces of art, if you will.
From Monroe to Kardashian, consider us smitten.
And what to do about them.
Yes, a leather jacket is one of ’em...
Aging well, every dang one of them...
Because the wrong diva can make your life a living hell.
Courtesy of our friends at The Cougar Club.
Figuratively speaking, of course.
Because a man with confidence has the keys to the kingdom.
Behold a definitive list of don’ts.
Powder day, anyone?
Follow our advice and start dating saner women today.
Besides the fact that she’s dangerously fine.
Double the pleasure, double the fun?
Motivation for days.
Wonder Woman is just the latest fictional babe they are emulating…
With a lotta pluck and luck, dreams can come true.
Here’s to smokin’ supporters overshadowing the actual games.