Have you Googled a woman’s name before going on a date? How many dates before you add her to your Facebook friends? When you break up, do you delete her from your friends? Made Man and Break Media asked these and dozens of other questions in assembling the first GUYDE Report, a quarterly map to guy’s thoughts, attitudes and activities.

Were we surprised by any of the findings? Yes. Almost 70 percent of the men we talked to manscape. We didn’t see that one coming. Thank you very much, 40 Year Old Virgin. We were not at all surprised to learn that Las Vegas is the favored destination for bachelor parties. You’ll get ’em next year, Primm, Nevada.

We also asked:

Which part of the gym-tan-laundry lifestyle do you subscribe to?

Who is the funniest female comedian?

Does the Wii Fit count as exercise?

Here are the answers, in motion graphics form, of course, because we’re classy like that.

Want to see those numbers, only completely still, with no folksy music? Check out The GUYDE in infographic form.