So next week brings another bit of brilliance from the inventive mind of J.K. Rowling: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

Turns out that was Harry Potter’s textbook in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, the first Harry Potter book. So it should be a fun flick… for everyone but superfans of Harry Potter himself, as he doesn’t actually have a role in the movie.

With that in mind, we’ve concocted a brew to take the pain away. Mix it up and this silly flick will be out of theaters (with hundreds of millions of dollars in tow) before you can say avada kedavra