While we can conquer our infantile fear of darkness and replace stuffed animals with fully real (much more fun) bedfellows, nightmares never vanish. Some surface infrequently at startlingly inappropriate moments …
You slept in. You’ve got negative 5 minutes to get ready, but if you show at your lunch meeting stinking like last night’s bedroom adventure. You’ve got to shower, and you’ve got …
While faking your own death is purposefully getting away from the people in your miserable life, going into witness protection is a more of a forced situation. Well, forced if you …
In a study published in the Journal of Experimental and Social Psychology (our bathroom reading), the cognitive function of men was measured on a base line, and then again when …
In these troubled times, a man must do everything he can to keep his job lest he end up just another depressing statistic/exemplary member of a vibrant homeless community. Given …
Arianne Prevost is a 23-year old blonde. She likes hanging out with her family, she works at Long Dogger’s hot dogs in Satellite Beach, Florida. She also recently killed a …
Sure, when the weather’s burning tans into butts of skimpy bikinis on the beach, we have incentive to stay in shape. But what happens when swim trunks get tucked into …
The two most popular tips of our nation are pretty much rivaling bedfellows who happen to sleep together. However much it may seem that they simply can’t get along in …
Triceps make the arms, not biceps. Just ask Michelle Obama. That’s why she does her strictly-regimented exercises. It’s also why chicks always grab the back of your arm when feeling …
Oh yes, the college years – praised as at-long-last experimentation of the full blown, individual personality that’s been dying to escape its parental censorship. Some go wild for it, abandoning …