Heather Locklear is Now Back On the Market

posted
02/3/06

Good news fellas. Heather filed for divorce yesterday, now making her officially back on the market. The problem is to have any kind of chance you need to be a rock star and have a 12 inch penis. One out of two isn’t bad but I think I’m too old to start a band.

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