Risky Business train sex scene

More than 50% of Americans claim to have had sex in public — so what’s stopping you from going to town while you’re out on the town?

Choose a place that is relatively private, like a bar bathroom, an empty classroom, or a shop’s fitting room. Just because you want to do it outside of your house does not mean you want to risk indecent exposure. Trust me, you do not want to end up on the wrong side of a sex offender list.

It’s great to have a plan in mind, but mapping out a strategy with her isn’t exactly turn out. Try to act spontaneously, and allow yourself to get caught in the moment before sneaking away with her.

Don’t whip it out and expect an instant blow job. She still needs to be warmed up, especially if you’re in unfamiliar territory. Remember: the idea is that you don’t get caught in the act. Muffle those screams, refrain from banging on walls, and keep the volume to a minimum.

It doesn’t matter if she’s on the pill — make sure you use a condom anyway. Sex in public should be quick and dirty, without mess. Your bathroom attendant will thank you.