Researchers at the University of Helsinki are toiling endlessly, sweat pooring from their creased brows, to find out the answer to the question that haunts our minds and loins on a daily basis. “Damn, dude. How hot is she?”
The answer, as it turns out, is “increasingly hotter” across the board. This is because, as men, we have collectively decided to have tons of sex with the hotter girls and, ya know, slightly less (but still tons) with the not-so-hot girls.
Through some very sexy Darwinism, this means our sons and grandsons will benefit by having hot-gene’d ladies to pick from. They probably won’t even care about our other hot legacy because they’ll have so many hot girls in good moods: