• How To Be A Millionaire Rock Star
Tue, 08/11/2009 - 11:59 am

It’s the American dream, man. It’s also the Eastern European dream. It's every little girls' fantasy, and it’s also the Australian dream. Being a millionaire rock star is just a pretty dreamy gig all around. You get the girls, you get the cash, you get the parties, the press and the p*ssy. It’s like a perfect witch’s brew of merrymaking.

But if it was easy, everybody would do it. You’ve got a long road to hoe, buddy, but maybe you’re just the joe to hoe it? If you think you’ve got the chops to sit at the right hand of the God of Rock, then click through and figure out how to become a millionaire rock star.

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