Once upon a time, a young, nameless lad no different from all others living in the outreaches of middle America fantasized about Striptease goddess Demi Moore as an untouchable source of secret desire. Many years later, he married her. Yes, you guessed it - we’re referencing the highly accomplished Ashton Kutcher, accomplished in his ability to manifest a marriage most considered a childhood dream. Others can attest to this kind of success - Katie Holmes reportedly idolized Tom Cruise as a high schooler (though we don’t recommend marrying Tom Cruise). Point being, snagging a celebrity is possible, so long as you have a plan.
(Ed. note: Rumer Willis will be mine. She's the "attainable one")
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