Investing in women (sexually speaking) is much like purchasing a new car. The first point of business is perusal. This means showing up at the car lot and looking through the glittering assortment for a particular model that superiorly appeals. Now, unfortunately, women do not have little, silver engravings on their trunks telling of their caliber and build as beloved cars do. And in order to even bother with the business of a test drive, one wants some assurance that this brand of automobile will give a smooth ride. Therefore, it is essential that one devise some preliminary tests to uncover hints concerning the vehicle’s true gift for performance before taking her home, polishing off her fresh coat and giving her a name. (NOTE: This is merely an extended metaphor. Proceed sensibly).
Bravado is B.S
Women who talk constantly about sex are either not having very much of it, or are deeply dissatisfied with the sex they do have. This goes back to the age old idea that one who is sincerely at peace, fulfilled and satiated, does not speak of their triumphs. So, when meeting those highly sardonic, most-likely East coast women who chain smoke and chatter endlessly about orgasms and genital grooming without so much as giggling or cutely grinning, you can assume she is over compensating. By this we mean that, though she can totally talk sex up, she might totally suck at the doing of it. On second thought, get her number and scavenge for an opportunity to try phone sex. It could be a way to put her verbal excellence to use while not having to use her less excellent parts.
Genuine Go-Getters
Now, there are some women who talk about sex who are completely sincere. The difference between these women and the aforementioned bravado bull-shitters is two-pronged. First point of importance is ‘what’ she sexually addresses. The second is ‘how’ she address it. For example, if the woman you’ve got your eye on casually mentions a sexual preference (i.e favorite position, watching porn) and does not meticulously expound upon unnecessary (gory) details, she really means it.
These kinds of women have nothing to prove and nothing to hide about sex - an essential factor considering her comfort level is essential to yours. If the ‘what’ and ‘how’ are synced up when she says something like, “I’ve never understood why so many girls are so weirded out by threesomes. It’s so unnecessarily scandalous these days. Say, wanna go bowling?” - the girl is a genuine dream come true. (NOTE: The Girl To Avoid - “Threesomes are fuckin hot. Screw those little pussy girls who say it’s gross. Tits are totally attractive. I’d totally, totally do it). You totally, totally don’t want that.
Hot Tips About Dancers
Dancers, exotic or not, are most probably incredible in bed. They’ve got bendy legs and built muscles, not to mention an uninhibited will to engage in physical activity. Dancers, particularly of the jazz, modern or hip-hop style, have been trained to translate their bodies into flesh-like fantasies come real. This means they’re not afraid to feel a moment and further push the seal, they’re well-versed in the sensuality of movement and they enjoy performing for an audience. This gives you a special purpose in the sexual engagement, even more special than the plain fact that you’re half the equation, because you become audience member and participant. Doesn’t that make the ballet sound much less terrible? (Ironically, ballerinas are not the first type of dancer we would recommend trying to test drive. They’re too complicated for a first trial). (Ed. Note - I effing love Corn Flakes. See below)
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Body Language
If a woman is comfortable in her skin while shuffling down the street, you can count on her ability carry to this over to the sack. If a woman is confident, her shoulders will be thrown back during long, forward strides, her breasts will be raised instead of hidden beneath hunched shoulders and her hips will thoughtlessly sway. She should resemble a sensual feline in human attire, flexible limbs and fluid movements. Women unaware of their bodies display stricter movements, walking quickly, forehead to the ground, arms awkwardly stuck out beside their tensed torsos. A sexually well-versed woman is relaxed. She does not scurry in haste or sit in a chair with her legs uncrossed. She moves as a goddess granted supernatural sexual powers. Look at the way she touches herself when smoothing her hair off her shoulders or straightening her blouse. If her hands are calmly opened and gently touch her skin without hindrance of self consciousness, they’ll similarly touch you.
Eye Contact
When a woman looks directly into your eyes without so much as nervously blinking or casually averting to check the time on her Blackberry, she is completely and utterly secure. ‘Eye-Fucking’ is a common term utilized to describe this flirtation device. If, for example, you happen upon a set of deep, mystical-looking eyes across the room at a party, and they fiercely stare back into yours without skipping a beat, find the body that belongs to those eyes and beg her home with you. Better yet, if you begin talking up the little lady, try to subtly drop a lightly sexual subject and see how she responds. If her pupils remain dutifully pinned to yours and her verbal response matches the confidence of her straight forward stare, you’ve got yourself a guaranteed queen of the bedroom.
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