Figuring out how to get into a club without waiting in line is a systematic approach. Ladies can pull this off quite easily. All they need is a cute smile and they’re in the door. Chances are, because you’re a guy, you’re going to have to enlist the assistance of one or two of your good looking female friends. It’s either that or be ready to pay some big bucks. That’s not all you’ll need however. Use the following guidelines to get into a club without waiting in line. If you follow through with the plan, you may set yourself up to get in without ever having to wait.
The weakest link. The first step in your attack is to find the guy to go after. The bouncer won’t work, simply because you’re there. If your female friends were alone, they could pull it off. But, because of you, you need a new person. Look lower on the totem poll. Your best bet is to go with a valet exclusively working with the club or a bottom feeder promoter that gets paid based on the number of people he brings through the door. The valet attendants are easy enough to spot. The promoter is going to be the guy with the serious look on his face, the one trying to keep count of how many people on his list show up.
The attack. This part isn’t really for you. Let one of your hot female friends take the lead on this one. Don’t talk. Don’t even make eye contact with the valet and/or promoter. Just stand there and look dumb. All she has to do, well, is be herself and look hot. Have her walk up to your target and simply ask him, in the cutest voice possible, “Is this the line for you club?” Once she sparks up a conversation, it’s just a matter of time. She’ll eventually ask “how can we get in without having to wait in this line?” The dumbstruck valet and or promoter may literally walk you right into the club.
