Going about the right way of keeping a secret from your girlfriend takes unwavering diligence on your part. She’s your girlfriend. She knows you. Better yet, she can probably read your mind–that is, if you’ve been together for a while. It’s a little known fact that when it comes to relationships, and things that have to do with her relationship, a woman is a certified super sleuth. In order to combat these natural abilities you need to bring your ‘A’ game. One slip up in your story, or a piece of random evidence, and you’re done. Follow these guidelines to figure out how to properly keep a secret from your girlfriend.
Alibis No matter what it is, you’re going to need assistance in covering up your secret. If you went to a ballgame without her knowing, if you hit a strip club—hell, if you cheated on your lady and you don’t want her to find out, you’re going to need a few of your closest buddies to help you out. Now don’t choose some snake that wants to get your girlfriend upset with you so he can attempt to slide into your position. And, don’t choose your idiot blabbermouth friend that can’t keep a lid on things when he drinks. Choose one or two buddies that would take a grenade for you, or better yet, guys you have dirt on. These cats will back what ever insane story you come up with.