I didn’t get a lick of exercise Friday because I was away on business so I decided to go swim some laps Friday night about 8. Just my luck the Illinois girls swim team starts practicing in the 4 lanes beside me. Now, you have to remember I just started swimming a few weeks ago after a lifetime on not swimming. I can only do a few laps and I have to rest. These girls, who have incredible bodies I might add, are flying past me and causing wakes that go straight to my lungs. I guess this is what it must be like swimming in the ocean, choppy and moving. To make matters worse the girls gave a synchronized whistle to my old fat ass as I walked by their discussion on my way to the showers. I would like to leave you with a video that showed swimmers that may be worse than I am but just as funny.

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