is a place for people to go when they’re hungry, but they also do not f*ck around. This is a place for people who are ready to make the commitment to extreme deliciousness. This is a place where boring things do not go into mouths. This is a beacon of creative energy in the kitchen. From the site:

The day is painfully dragging on. Each minute is an eternity. You need something to break the monotony. So you log on to Ah, finally, some escape!

In addition to the baguette box cars above, insanewiches will happily serve up to you the charmingly slant-rhymy Triscuit and Brisket. Or, perhaps you’re more of a fighter than a lover. If that be the case, check out the Knuckle Sandwich. Bon Appetite, mothaf*cka.