Need love advice? Relax, we went straight to the source: a woman! Specifically, Mara Marini, a.k.a. Parks and Recreation “adult film star” Brandi Maxxxx. The unflappable actress shares unbelievable tales and advice from her own online experiences in Inside Dating.

Inside Dating: How to Choose a Username

The right moniker could be the difference between getting deleted and getting a date. Mara Marini reveals dos and don’ts using actual (terrible) usernames she’s seen. Hope you’re taking notes, LongDuckDong, Always_Alone_Andy and MyMotherSaysImPoison…

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