Need love advice? Relax, we went straight to the source: a woman! Specifically, Mara Marini, a.k.a. Parks and Recreation “adult film star” Brandi Maxxxx. The unflappable actress shares unbelievable tales and advice from her own online experiences in Inside Dating.

Inside Dating: More Crazy Real Guy Emails

Did you enjoy the first batch of outrageous real guy emails a couple weeks ago? Good news, Mara’s back with more! Should be helpful if you insist dirty sexual propositions or boasts about imaginary muscles are a surefire way to score. (Hint: they’re not.)

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