If you’re not only not ready for the iPhone 4, but you’re not comfortable with any gadget that doesn’t contain big, brass gears, and a heavy steel frame, then weigh down your sleek mobile communications device with this old-timey, steampunked phone adaptor.

Created by Freelandstudios and for sale on Etsy here, the iRetrofone Base is a fully-functional dock that has a working handset which connects to your iPhone 3G, 3GS or 4G via USB. It’s not exactly cheap, but as a conversation piece or curio for your den, it might be worth the $350. There’s only 10 in stock, though, so make your move now.