Joke: As Usual, Everyone Else is the Idiot

A man is driving down the Schuylkill Expressway (pronounced “Sure-kill”, but that’s its own joke) — a man is driving down the Schuylkill Expressway, and traffic is worse than ever. People honking, flashing their lights at him, the works.

He turns on KYW news radio for a traffic report. The radio blares, “NEWS FLASH! NEWS FLASH! There’s a maniac driving the wrong way down the Schuylkill Expressway!”

The man looks around and exclaims, “My God, there’s a lot of them!”

 

 

 

 

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