Thank to Joe Murphy, my running partner for this one.

A man, tired of the hustle and bustle of the city life, decides to pack up and move to the country. The man choses a house in the middle of the country that doesn’t have a house for 2 miles in any direction. He lives in peace and quiet for months on end when a man knocks on the front door.

Standing at the front door is a biker dressed in leather from head to toe. The man approaches the biker and asked if he can help him. The biker replies “Hello, Name’s John and I was wondering if you’d like to come to a party at my house. I live just a few miles up the road,” The man says he’s not quite sure if he’s up for it. The biker replies ” C’mon there gonna be booze, dancing, fighting, and fuckin.” The man replies “Sound fun, I haven’t been to a party in a while, what should I wear?”

The biker replies “I wouldn’t worry about it, It’s just gonna be me and you”