A lady who was pregnant with triplets was working at the bank when a robber came in and held the place up. As instructions were give out, she pressed the silent alarm. The thief, witnessing the woman pressing the button, proceeded to shoot her in the stomach 3 times before leaving. The woman was fortunate and here and the three children all came through the ordeal in good health and she ended up having 2 girls and a boy. So one day when the kids were 7, one of her daughters came in and said mom ” I peed out a bullet and so her Mother had to go ahead and tell her the whole story. The other daughter came in and the same conversation took place. Then her son came in and mom mom, before he could tell his story the mother said, “I already know you peed out a bullet” The boy responded , “No, I was playing with myself and I shot the dog!!!

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