Thanks Rusty for the Jokes

A man and his wife were driving home one cold night when the wife
asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the
side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It
was, and she said to her husband, “It’s nearly frozen to death. Can
we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?” He
says, “OK, get in the car with it.”
“Where shall I put it to keep warm?” the wife asks.
He says, “Put it in between your legs. It’s nice and warm there.”
Giggling she asks, “But what about the smell?” He replies, “Just
hold his little nose.”

I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and
said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old.”
“Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen
TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you
are not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find
a hot 25-year-old, and she would make sure that I would once
again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a
sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.