Heroin chic innovator, Calvin Klein has some new glasses that are fashionable, functional, and extremely nerdy. We must have them.  

The uncreatively named Calvin Klein USB glasses come with a detachable earpiece. Inside of which is a 4GB jump drive for any files you want to view when you’re not busy shielding your corneas from ultraviolet light. 

Unfortunately, the USB drive does not record what viewers see or hear. But, it still could be a worthwhile conversation piece for the tech-savvy in your friend circle. They’ll be available in October for $200. View Men.Style.