The transition of the once great empire of Microsoft to the new great Empire is upon us. Unless you have been living under a rock, here is a short little history on Microsoft’s fatal flaws and the buttons they pushed.

We all remember the first 1.0 version

Hidden deep inside that damned piece of metal was this little program that seemed to be guiding us all to suicide or pieces of monitor stuck in our knuckles.

Helpful note: Bill, we might be tempted to come over to the dark side if you don’t mind sending a bone to us once in a while. This is the button the programmers of the newest windows seemed to keep pushing.

It took me 10 years to find this button, but I hit it and never looked back.

Obviously I’m not alone in my thinking. Next stop the iPlay video game system.