Cold stones aren’t just for eating cake batter ice cream and listening to insecure teenagers sing ridiculous songs to you. Now they are for your whiskey, which is undeniably cooler.
Some people like to savor their drinks. If you’re a whiskey fan, then this probably applies to you. Unfortunately, the longer you savor it, the more watered down it becomes. This is due to a process scientists call “melting” in which ice returns to its liquid form. Not only is this process of “melting” causing an uproar about rising sea levels and the end of the world, it’s also diluting your drink.
With the On The Rocks Whiskey Stones, you can take melting ice completely out of the equation. Just pop them in your freezer for a few hours, then into your glass. Pour your drink, and enjoy. At $19.95, they make a great gift for any person who enjoys actually tasting the spirit of their choice. If only we can figure out how these can stop global warming…
Two things a man may take the most pride in: grilling and his tools. The two worlds have finally combined with the new Salt and Pepper Hammers. No, this isn’t a collaboration of early 90’s hip-hop artists, these are the latest in grilling technology designed specifically to make you feel more manly.
This is what Thor uses on his steaks. No more “sprinkling” or “lightly dusting” your burgers. Where’s the fun in that? It’s time you forcefully hammered the flavor into your meat like you were hammering the final nail into your newly built home (of meat). Think of your grandchildren speaking of you proudly: “My grampa built this house with his own two hands. He also seasoned his flank steaks with hammers.”
The long handles are perfect for keeping your very flammable hands away from the fire of the grill, but are removable for occasions requiring subtlety. It’s like when Superman put back on his Clark Kent glasses. But you’ll know what they really are. You’ll know. The hammers are sold together and go for $20.00.
So you know how in most states it’s against the law to be using your phone while driving? This is one big “F you” to all those states. Now using the iPhone Racing wheel, you’re using your phone in order to drive.
Brought to you by CTA digital, this wheel brings those racing games to a whole new level of reality on your iPhone or iPod touch. Let the people around you know you’re not just passing time before your next meeting; this is a passion of yours and is to be taken seriously… At least until your roommate potentially ruins your high score by texting you that you’re out of toilet paper.
The steering wheel comes with a suction cup to stick on a table, desk, or chair in front of you (or maybe make it ultra-realistic and stick it to the dashboard of your car; just make sure you’re in your driveway not in the carpool lane when you do so). It comes equipped with a bunch of adapters to fit the iPhone 2G, 3G, and 3GS, as well as the iPod Touch and iPod Touch 2G, so basically the only thing this doesn’t work on is your grandmother’s rotary phone… but we hear they’re working on that model.
Everything these days comes with variety. You have thousands of choices in every aspect of your life each day. So why do most light bulbs give you a choice of only three settings: Might As Well Be Off, Standard Wattage, and Retina Melting?
This puts you at a severe disadvantage for mood-setting in your pad. Imagine inviting a girl over a few times and always having the same scented candle, the same type of wine, the same song playing on repeat on every single occasion. You need to switch things up. You need this Multi-Color LED Light bulb.
This light bulb is capable of changing through dozens of color and brightness combinations. The bulb has sixteen different colors to choose from with four transitioning effects – flash, strobe, fade, and smooth. And switching between the combinations is easy with the provided remote control; if you’re getting busy on the couch and need to change the mood from a cool turquoise to a passionate red, it’s just a click away. It goes for $39.99 and conveniently fits in any standard light bulb socket.
No, this isn’t the next smash hit from Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake. This is a product by French design house Pinel et Pinel, and it’s exactly what it sounds like: a bike that folds to conveniently fit into a box
It’s always a hassle strapping your bike to the back or top of your vehicle, and even if you do that, you know you’re gonna watch your rearview mirror the entire trip waiting to see your bike flying into somebody’s windshield. Why not have one that fits nicely behind the driver’s seat?
The box, or “trunk” as they call it, is wood covered in leather and comes in 51 colors. You can also choose from ten different colors for the bike itself, so choose something that matches your helmet. The hard-ware in nickel-plated brass bike certainly beats the skateboard and rollerblades as the cooler mode of transportation that can be carried in-hand. If only somebody could figure out how to fold a Segway into a box…
If you truly commit to long distance running, you automatically develop good form. After going for miles and miles, your body just adapts. That reminds us a little of Vivid Video actress Savanna Samson.
Made Man sat down with this wildly famous adult film star (and multiple AVN award-winner) to pick her brain about things she’s learned between the sheets. One thing we found out, is that she’s a classically trained ballerina. For the rest of the interview, head to the Savanna Samson pictorial on Mademan.com!
What advantage does a ballerina have in the bedroom? I never thought I would use my ballet moves in the bedroom but I guess you can say it’s inevitable. I mean in ballet, you stretch yourself to the limit so anytime you lift you your legs over your head while being penetrated is going to be pretty hot.
Is there a particular date that you think is guaranteed to get a guy laid? You know what, if you are sincere and a gentleman and treat a girl like a lady, listen to her and be engaging and endearing you’ll get laid, I don’t care where you take her. I love to try new things and experience all sorts of things so whether it’s at a sporting event or a romantic dinner, make her feel special and she’ll be yours.
It’s here. The world’s first automatic pancake machine is here, and it is beautiful. A special little boy sat down to breakfast one day while watching an episode of The Jetsons… and apparently that little boy dared to dream. Throw out your griddle; this is how a true man does breakfast.
The ChefStack Automatic Pancake Machine pumps out pancakes at a rate of 200 per hour, which is nothing short of ridiculous. Even if you ate two pancakes a minute for an hour, which would probably make you die, you would still have 80 pancakes leftover. So invite the neighbors over. Invite their neighbors over. Invite the next-town-over over. Open up shop and start charging at the door; people will flock for your hot, delicious pancakes.
Designed for convenience stores, coffee shops, and cafeterias, we think having this in your home will impress your friends. Perhaps you’ll have an annual Pancake Eating Contest. Whoever eats the most pancakes gets to eat more pancakes. And, hey, any ladies who spend the night might be inclined to spend a few more just for the breakfast (particularly if you find that one special girl with a flapjack fetish.) The machine is about the size of a microwave so it’ll fit on any countertop. We suggest you put it in a place of prominence. At $3,500, it’s for the serious pancake-lover, but it is built to last for years.
"Everything that was once cool will soon be cool again." ~Nostradamus. Okay, Nostradamus didn’t say that. (Well, he might have, we didn’t check.) But regardless, it’s a prediction that comes true every day.
Everything has its revival, from 20-year-old movie franchises, to fashion styles that seem ridiculous one day and ironically hip the next (see: Kanye West’s wardrobe). The trick is to be up on it so you don’t look ridiculous. With MyBluBlockers, you’ll be the guy that makes everyone else look late to the party. They are back.
MyBluBlockers are the iconic ‘80’s style sunglasses that are up next on the returning retro list. And for good reason. Not only are they light and sturdy, they sport lens technology developed for astronauts, and astronauts never stopped being cool (except for the chick in the diapers—not cool). The oversized lenses shield your eyes from all kinds of damaging rays: UV rays, blue light rays, sting rays, Sugar Ray… You name it, it’s not getting in your eye. The BluBlockers start at $38 a pair and have been reissued in different colors, including green, pink, white, gold, and tortoise shell.
Let’s take a walk down memory lane, shall we? Open up the old scrapbook and check out the pictures you’ve snapped over the years. Your Golf Pros/Tennis Hos party. The day your flag football team won the championship. Your brother’s bachelor party. Good times.
Wait a second… Where are you in all these pictures? Were you even there? You remember doing shots out of that stripper’s navel pretty clearly, but suspiciously there’s no evidence of you ever being present. Don’t worry–there’s something you can do about this thanks to the Sony Party-shot, available next month.
The Party-shot is a dock for your DSC-WX1 or DSX-TX1 cameras. Set it in the center of your party, park your camera inside, and the automated photographer takes pictures for you, while you relax and enjoy yourself. It rotates a full 360 degrees, tilts 24 degrees, and automatically recognizes faces and smiles—which is a lot more than you can do after a night of drinking. At $150 bucks, this will probably eventually replace every professional human-being photographer, conveniently freeing them up to work the spice-mines for the Cyborg government with the rest of us. Enjoy the party!
The pen is mightier than the sword, but if you think about it, neither one really stands a chance in a fire fight. Luckily for the violent wordsmiths among us, Stinger Penguns cover all of the bases. Then shoot them.
Penguns are totally illegal, by the way, because they look like pens except that they shoot bullets (potentially into people). That’s not a very safe thing to have in the office supply closet. The Stingers, though, aren’t illegal because in order to fire them, you have to fold them into the “recognizable shape of a pistol.”
Stinger went out of business (weird, right?) but you can still find their famous pen guns in the usual places for rare and unusual fire arms such as gunbroker.com or gunsamerica.com.
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