The time has finally come for you to step up your game. Bow down and behold the Big Shot, a 3oz deep shot "glass" that is made from a solid bar of stainless steel and weighs in at 7.5 ounces.
The Big Shot also has a "ribbed for your hands" grip that guarantees no accidental spilling after you stare down the barrel of this bad boy. With a guarantee that this product will "quite literally last forever," you have no excuse not to go ahead and enjoy heavy social drinking for the rest of your life.
For more info on this in-home bar essential and the other hand made products check out their website at atwoodknives.com
Two things are always better than one. Just look at double cheeseburgers, a double shot of espresso, and the Olsen Twins. The people at Victorinox Swiss Army already knew that. Enter: the Travel Alarm 1884 Limited Edition pocket watch.
By combining the function of a traditional Swiss Army Knife and the undeniable style of a pocket watch, they have created a product that makes you look impressive to women (especially the punctual ones).
Some highlights include its stainless steel, "Swiss army knife red" case, built-in toothpick and tweezers, and specialized MABS plastic composite. The only people you know now that wear them are old timey mayors, ticket takers on trains, and the Monopoly Guy. Now you too can join that club and maybe score at least one of the Olsen twins. Do your own research and order a watch today at Victorinox Swiss Army
Summer’s officially started, which means it’s time to get outside and run around in the grass and sand like a kid again. You want to play freeze tag and have an Otter Pop.
Yeah, so do we. We might even hit on the cute girl that sat next to us in Language Arts all year. But the best thing about Summer? Whiffle Ball! Remember the yellow bat and white plastic ball from your childhood? Well it’s back with more determined ferocity than Bruce Willis looking for bombs in schools.
Leagues are popping up all over the country, so you’ll wanna brush up on your skills and join up. All things Whiffle (and giant discounts on them) can be found at The Connecticut Store. Which, of course, leaves more money for as many Otter Pops as it takes to impress the girl from Language Arts!
For those who saw European Road Trip, you’ll remember the kids got huge discounts on their plane tickets by carrying packages overseas for a company. It turns out that isn’t just some crappy Hollywood plot device.
You too could become an "air courier" (their official job title) for the International Association of Air Travel Couriers. To join the I.A.A.T.C. and enjoy up to 85% off of your international flights, pay the $22.50 annual fee, and pass 2 specific requirements. You must be at least 21, and you must be breathing. And there is some flexibility on the breathing. Pay for your cheap ticket, and you are on your way. You just hand over some baggage claim tickets and start your adventure. To sign up, go to www.courier.org
If you can say with a straight face that after watching a James Bond movie you never dreamed about being a spy (or at least having his sweet gadgets), then you are clearly a double agent.
Every guy worth his pen camera has had some fantasy about going undercover in some exotic land and sleeping with Octopussy. Enter spysource.net: A not-so-top-secret lab for all things espionage. Whether you want to fight in the "War on Terror," or you just want to get the proof your girlfriend is faceboinking, then you’ll have everything you need.
Some highlights from the site: A Hand-Held Stun Gun that looks comically similar to the hand buzzer gag gift, the Pen Camcorder for all of the illegal activity going on in your pocket, and, of course, the Checkmate Infidelity Test Kit. It can detect another man’s presence in your girlfriend’s under garments in only five minutes! Nasty? Yes. But spying is a dirty business. Fulfill all of your spy related needs at www.spysource.net
Are you tired of power hours where the only entertaining thing that happens is when your friend, who "can’t hang," curls up into the fetal position after only 20 minutes? Granted, it is hilarious for a while. But then it just gets sad and makes you question your friendship.
You can avoid all of that awkwardness with "The Greatest DVD Ever!" A compilation of clips from all of your favorite movies and TV shows, complete with a built-in drinking game. It’s even got a timer and a pop-up beer logo that lets you know when to drink and how much time you have before your next shot. The DVD has over two hundred clips and plays on shuffle so you never get the same order, guaranteeing that the only thing you will be able to predict is when your light weight friend is going to hit the floor. Order your own copy for only $10 from the aptly-named website, where you can also watch some samples of the DVD. Why not use them as a mini version of the game while you are at work? (Editor’s note: Bosses love this sort of thing.) www.greatestdvdever.com