Find the ideal alibi with our Excuse Generator.
Test yourself on the qualities that really make a woman a woman: the female anatomy.
We give you the setup of a joke, you guess which choice is the actual punch line.
Low maintenance, high fashion, or somewhere in between?
Urbane gent or headed for the gutter?
You need to get her a present, but how much should you spend? (There's a fine line between generosity and foolishness.)