Marisa Miller was on Conan last night in a little black dress. O’Brien, as you would expect, lost his mind repeatedly. The Victoria’s Secret model showed America’s nerdiest late night host how to paddleboard. (Paddleboarding is a surfing thing, not a sex thing. Unfortunately.) Apparently proper paddleboarding involves Marisa Miller smacking a man on the ass. So, where can we sign up for lessons?

Check out more photos and video of Marisa Miller paddleboarding on the following pages. Some pics are with Conan, some are with, you know, a bikini.