Marisa Miller was on Conan last night in a little black dress. O’Brien, as you would expect, lost his mind repeatedly. The Victoria’s Secret model showed America’s nerdiest late night host how to paddleboard. (Paddleboarding is a surfing thing, not a sex thing. Unfortunately.) Apparently proper paddleboarding involves Marisa Miller smacking a man on the ass. So, where can we sign up for lessons?