10 Best Breasts Of All Time

By: Greg Hawood

Break Studios Contributing Writer

Since the Venus Di Milo statue introduced the world to naked boobs in 130 B.C. women have been competing to prove that they have the goods to make the list of the 10 best breasts of all time. We don't have reliable evidence to uphold many historic claims regarding breasts so the top 10 are all from the modern era of photography.

  1. Dolly Parton . Not just finalists among the 10 best breasts of all time, but perhaps the most talked about breasts of all time are the ones busting out of any shirt that Dolly Parton tries to contain them in. The country singer and some time actress has delighted fans with her fantastically sized melons, and despite aging, they seem immune to gravity.
  2. Jenna Jameson. The massive, marvellous top 10 breasts of all time belonging to Jenna Jameson helped to redefine pornography. There was a time not so long ago when porn was something hidden in the shadows, but then along came Jenna's breasts and men realized they were too good to remain hidden. Suddenly, porn became socially acceptable.
  3. Marilyn Monroe. There have been many women who have tried to associate themselves with the original blonde bombshell but no one has truly come close to Marilyn. The seductress even got to sing happy birthday to a president on account of her celebrity that resulted from simply having some of the best breasts of all time.
  4. Pamela Anderson. The "Baywatch" babe introduced the world to the joys of cosmetic enhancement, and many other hotties have gone on to bolster their boobs since she rose to fame in the 1980's. Pamela's best features may contain silicone, but they still rank among the 10 best breasts of all time.
  5. Jane Russell. When most of the world were concerned with the rise of Hitler and the attack on Pearl Harbor, Hollywood censors were having to deal with a bigger problem: Jane Russell's cleavage. The stunner introduced the "sweater look" to movie goers, which basically meant wearing bra's that made big breasts look like the top breasts of all time.
  6. Jayne Mansfield. Poor Jayne came to a sticky end but her boobs have not been forgotten. The busty blonde had a host of leading men on screen and in real life thanks to her colossal cleavage. Her boobs are still among the 10 best breasts of all time.
  7. Raquel Welch. Until Raquel came along Wilma Flinstone cornered the market for sexy cave women, but Raquel changed that during the late 1960's. The sinfully sexy stunner seduced men all over the world by unveiling her contenders for the top breasts of all time on the big screen. Bedrock never recovered.
  8. Salma Hayek. There are few better things to have crossed the border from Mexico than Salma's boobs. The screen siren has been showing them more of late and no doubt they will remain among the 10 best breasts of all time.
  9. Sophia Loren. When someone is 72 years old and is asked to pose semi nude for the Pirelli calendar, then you know they must have some of the best breasts of all time. Sexy Sophia has been dazzling the big screen for half a century, and it sounds as if she has plenty left in the tank.
  10. Brooke Burke. The beautiful TV host and one time nude model has the assets to stay on the top 10 best breasts of all time for many years to come. She would be irresistible without the boobs, but with them she is unstoppable.
Posted on: Oct. 05, 2010