10 Best Christian Pickup Lines

Knowing the 10 best Christian pickup lines can turn Sundays into fun days. There is an amazing amount of Christian singles out there just waiting for a suave gentleman to pull out some lines from the good book on them. If you can memorize the 10 best Christian pickup lines you will soon be throwing better parties than Sodom and Gomorrah.

  1. I don't see it, but some people think I look like Samson. Christian women will dig this reference. Samson is built like a tank and has long flowing locks. Well he did before Delilah got to them. This line would also be good to show your inherent distrust for women.
  2. I'd pick you over Satan any day. This is one of those things that sounds flattering when people first hear it, but gets less flattering the more you think about it. If you use this line be prepared to make a quick move. Otherwise she will realize all you are saying is "I'd rather hang out with you then burn in raging hellfire for all of eternity." That sounds a little less romantic.
  3. What?! Friends listen to "Amazing Grace" in the dark? This is a good way to ease yourself from the friend zone into the naked together zone. It starts out with some music in a dim light setting (also an advantage if you or your target isn't very attractive) and soon will be caught up in the music. Soon your bodies will be making the beautiful music. That means sex.
  4. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry" … how about dinner? This line works wonders on Christian women. Christianity already instills guilt in people, and this is a great way to use that guilt against them. If they deny this dinner request they will feel like bad Christians. Just be ready to charm at dinner to ensure a second date.
  5.  I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way. What better way to seduce a woman than this? You are not only letting her know that you are not possessed by the devil, but that you kiss in exotic ways. Women love that.
  6. Do you know the difference between making out and a sermon? … No? Wanna go to church with me? This is a good way to prey upon the less intelligent women in your congregation. They might also think it's a trick question of some sort. The only problem with this line is they might be surprised when you stick your tongue in her mouth instead of talking about Jesus. That could lead to an awkward situation.
  7. My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah that's his name. No good Christian woman can deny the word of Jesus. Who is she to turn away a man who has been sent to her on the advice of the Lord? If you are really lucky, she'll think you are some sort of prophet and do anything you say.
  8.  What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet one another with a holy kiss?" The worst case scenario with this line is a long sermon on what Paul actually meant. If things go well though, you will be greeted with hot sloppy smooches every time you enter the house of the Lord. That's a good way to start a Sunday.
  9. I practice our mission to "love one another" to the fullest extent. This is another one of those lines that sounds good until you give your target a chance to think about it. At first glance it sounds like you are just doing your best to be a good Christian. Move quickly and she will think you're absolutely angelic when you grab her ass.
  10. How do you feel about the passage that says, "it is more blessed to give than to receive?" There's nothing like adding some sexual innuendo to church. The benefit of this line is not only finding a nice Christian woman, but a nice Christian woman who puts out.
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