The 10 best fart ringtones are sure to get the attention of anyone close by when your phone rings. While special ringtones have become highly common and popular for smart phones, funny or disgusting sounds are climbing their way into the ranks of sounds you answer the phone to. Remember before downloading any of these to your phone, that embarrassing situations can arise. Having a loud farting sound go off while at Grandma's dinner table may not be your finest moment.
- The Long Continuous Fart. Topping the list of best fart ringtones is the one that lasts forever. The never ending fart is available from various outlets and sounds like someone ate enough sauerkraut for three people and held it in for an hour.
- The Wet Fart. Next on the list of best fart ringtones comes the sickening sound of what could possibly be a wet fart letting loose each time someone calls or texts. The wet sound will make most people go "eww" each time you pick up the phone.
- The Amazing Fart Song. This funny song made from farts is brought to you courtesy of PipingHotRingtones and will have even mom and dad laughing. It comes complete with a chorus of "Eww" at the end.
- Turnstyle Fart. This entry on the list of best fart ringtones sounds like a D.J. spinning fart sounds. Great for the club lover. Another ringtone available at PipingHotRingtone.
- Beethoven's Farty Fifth. Available from various outlets, this entry on the list of best fart ringtones is the classic piece performed entirely by farts.
- Toilet Trouble. The latest creation from DJ GaseousX makes the list of best fart ringtones. The tone sounds like a computer having a bit of gas and then some.
- Farts in Outer Space. This space age sounding tune makes the list of best fart ringtones. Think "Lost in Space" after a dinner of cabbage and beans.
- Group Fart. Available from various outlets, this entry on the list of best fart ringtones is exactly what it sounds like, lots of different farts, one after the other.
- Rasta Fartian. This funny tune makes the list of best fart ringtones. The Raggae beat is intermingled with plenty of farts.
- The Windcracker Suite. The Nutcracker Suite done entirely in farts and burps rounds out the list of best fart ringtones. Great for the holiday season.
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