10 Best Funny Pickup Lines
10 best funny pickup lines will give you a laugh and maybe help win you a date. It will show the girl you have a sense of humor. Not all pickup lines will work, but they are worth a shot.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away. Okay this may not pick the girl up, but it will make her laugh. That is a very funny pickup line. This line will show her that you are funny and interesting.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see! Okay this one is funny and it has been around for a long time. It may work as a funny pickup line.
- You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation! Okay, this one is a little dirty, but funny. This will show her your sense of humor. You may even get to take her home.
- Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you’re hot! This one may actually work. Every woman loves to hear that you think she is hot. This is a funny way of giving a compliment. Very cute!
- Did I tell you I’m filthy rich and my mother’s dead? Okay this one may actually work for you. Every woman is looking for a rich man and no mother-in-law!
- You’re beautiful. You remind me of Whitney Houston before she met Bobby Brown. You’re not on crack, too, are you? This one is funny. It shows that you can compliment her and be funny as well. Very cute.
- Don’t mind me; people think that I’m a clown. Just watch out for these large shoes and the big horn in my pocket. This is a very funny pickup line. The woman is going to laugh and it will start up some conversation.
- Hi! I make more money than Bill Gates. True or not will not matter. If you tell a woman that she is probably going to laugh or swoon over you. This is a win win situation.
- If you come home with me, we can do whatever we want–as long as we don’t wake up my mom. This one is so funny. It may make her think twice if you say you live at home with your mom and then she'll realize you're kidding. (Right?) She will love that you will do whatever she wants! This is funny and a good pickup line.
- This isn't a beer belly; it's a fuel tank for the love machine. This one is funny. It could really work for you.
The bottom line is be confident and say whatever funny or lame pickup line you want. If you show your true self, she will interested anyway.