10 Best Pick Up Lines

Are you having trouble picking up ladies, and looking for the best pick up lines? Well, look no further, because the lady expert is here with some of the most flattering, seductive, and successful pick-up lines you will ever come upon. These are 10 of the best pick up lines, and you will be knee deep in lady if you use them correctly.

1. "That outfit is very becoming.  Of course, if I was on you, I'd be coming, too." This is definitely one of the best pick up lines, and a sure-fire success. The women it is used on will be so flattered that a complete stranger would think of her this way.
2. "Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."  If there is one thing women like to be accused of, it is checking out the genitals of the opposite sex. The ladies will be all over you if you throw down this smooth line.
3. "I want you to have my children... they are in the car outside."  Women will find it quite charming that someone left their kids in a car to go pick up chicks, so it is up there with the best pick up lines.
4. "Can I think about you when I masturbate?"  Women may pretend to be disgusted by this, but secretly every woman loves the thought of a man she just met pleasuring himself while thinking of her.
   
5. "I would drink your bath water." This is one of the best pick up lines because a woman will think of you drinking water filled with her bacteria and filth as drinking a part of herself... therefore accepting her entirely.
6. "You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?" Women love to cook and clean, and so they love to be asked about it as well.  The lucky woman you ask this to will love to tell you about how great she is at these things. It's a great ice breaker, and one of the best pick up lines around.
7. "I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."  This is a great pick-up line because the woman you say it to will be very impressed with your honesty. She will definitely respect that you only think she is good looking because you are drunk, and will want to talk to you more.
8. "If you were a midget you would totally think I'm hung." Women love small penis jokes. They just can't get enough of them. The lady you tell this to will think you are as funny as Dane Cook.
9. "Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons." This is one of the best pick up lines around because women love talking about their periods. The woman you ask will be so impressed that you're open and not too embarrassed to talk about these sorts of things.
10. "Are those real?" The woman you ask this too will find it funny. Women with real breasts will always want to prove they are, and women with fake breasts will find the question hilarious. It's a win-win situation.