10 Best Places To Jack Off

Try one of these 10 best places to jack off the next time you are looking to try something different.

  1. Trampoline. When your family is gone, strip down and head to the trampoline in the backyard. Lube up your little buddy and start jumping on the trampoline. Jumping on a trampoline as you wack off is one of the 10 best places to jack off.
  2. In Car During Rush Hour. If you are stuck in a traffic jam there is no better way to pass the time so you might as well unzip. Jacking off in a car during rush hour is one of the 10 best places to jack off.
  3. Woods. If you are up camping there is nothing more relaxing then beating your meat in the middle of a hiking trail. Just make sure there is nobody else around when you use the hiking trail as one of the 10 best places to jack off. While you are up in the mountains you can also climb a tree and jack off up high.
  4. Roller Coaster. You might need to get special access or going during the slow times but jacking off on a roller coaster would definitely make it a thrill ride.
  5. In Front Of High Definition TV. Watching a high definition adult DVD on a high definition big screen TV is one of the 10 best places to jack off. You have all the comforts of your couch along with high definition adult DVD so you can see all the details of the babes in action.
  6. Walk In Beer Cooler. There is a lot of enjoyment that can be had by walking into a walk in beer cooler on a hot day. You can have even more enjoyment if you jack off while selecting your beer. You might want to make sure that there are no security cameras in the walk in cooler before you begin to jack off.
  7. In The Ocean. Jacking off while wading in the Ocean is a great way to bond with Mother Nature. Many people consider jacking off in the ocean one of the 10 best places to jack off.
  8. Deserted Island. A deserted island allows many opportunities for jacking off. You can run around naked and even stick it in a coconut if you want to. Obviously there is no one else on the deserted island which makes it one of the 10 best places to jack off.
  9. Sex Anonymous Meetings. Whipping out your Johnny and jacking off at a meeting full of sex addicts would be a great place to jack off. Imagine some of the looks you would get and if everything went right you may even get a few women joining in on the fun. Sexy Anonymous meetings are definitely one of the 10 best places to jack off.
  10. Computer. The computer is one of the 10 best places to jack off. You have every porn movie ever made at the tip of your fingers. If you want some erotic literature or a live web cam chat with a busty woman then you can. A computer gives you access to almost any stimulation you need making it one of the 10 best places to jack off.



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