10 Famous Funny Movie Quotes

If you love movies, you’re going to seriously love this list of 10 famous funny movie quotes made especially for the comedy flick goers. These are famous funny movie quotes that you’ve heard rehearsed time and time again by your friends and family, but it’s impossible to denounce the fact that they truly hit the funny bone in the right way!

  1. “Back to school, back to school, to prove to Dad that I’m not a fool.” – "Billy Madison." This is one of the funny movie quotes from the movie, "Billy Madison", and here he’s singing about going to school to prove to his father that he’s smart enough to take over the family’s hotel chain.

  2. “Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!” – "Dumb and Dumber." This quote is the epitome of what the movie’s even about. And that is two very dumb guys that attempt to return a lost briefcase to a woman in Colorado.

  3. “…and I like Vicki, and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies, and I like them too!” –"The Waterboy." Adam Sandler has derived chuckles with this famous quote from his movie, the Waterboy. After listening to his mother complain about his love interest, Vicki, Bobby finally tells his mother that he likes Vicki. He likes her boobies as well.

  4. “Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.” – "Uncle Buck." In the great comedy that is "Uncle Buck", John Candy definitely fits the main role’s shoes quite nicely with his witty comments and funny mannerisms.

  5. “You know how I know you’re gay? You like Coldplay.” – "40 Year Old Virgin." In the story of the "40 Year Old Virgin", Andy Stitzer’s friends try to help him get laid as he has never done so in his 40 years of existence. This quote happens as a few of Andy’s friends play video games on the couch and take jabs at each other about being gay. This is definitely one of the most funny movie quotes ever.

  6. “I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.” – "Blades of Glory." In the movie,"Blades of Glory", Will Ferrell and Jon Heder both play famous rival ice skaters. Jon Heder has many fans, but there is one that is completely obsessed with him named Hector. This is one of the quotes that he says to Heder, and it is downright hilarious.

  7. “I arrived in America’s airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.” – "Borat." Borat is a quirky character that comes from Kazakhstan to the United States to do a story on the greatest country. During the movie, this is one of the famous funny movie quotes that Borat spews off casually.

  8. “If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down.” – "Meet the Fockers." In this colossal comedy, Greg (Ben Stiller) brings home his fiancée and her family to meet his parents and spend quite a bit of time with them. When the fiancée and her family are just getting settled in, Greg’s father makes this announcement of a quote to them.

  9. “I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown.” – "Meet the Parents." In the movie, "Meet the Parents", Greg has the privilege of meeting his girlfriend’s parents before proposing. During the movie, Pam’s (Greg’s girlfriend) father gives Greg a hard time, and this is just one of the hilarious things that is said to Greg.

  10. “So long, gay boys!” – "The Hangover." The morning after a wild bachelor party, 3 men find out that their 4th friend is missing. The entire movie consists of the 3 friends searching Las Vegas for their friend who went missing the night before, and amidst all of this, a strange man named Mr. Chow keeps accusing them of taking his money. This is just one of the funny movie quotes that is said in this hysterical movie.

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