10 Funniest Pickup Lines
Here are 10 of the funniest pickup lines. Humor is a great way to get girls interested in you. Almost every girl loves a man who can make her laugh. So when picking up a girl, use a little humor and make her laugh using these 10 pickup lines.
- “Hey Baby, did you fart? Cause you blow me away!” The humor in this pickup line is a little on the gross side. It’s still very funny though and will surely make a girl laugh.
- “Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle!” This pickup line is funny as well as cute. Any girl would love it.
- “Can I have a picture of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas. This hilarious pickup line would be a good one to use during the holidays.
- “If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.” This line will make a girl laugh and can also bring a smile to her face.
- “Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?” Sometimes she needs a few drinks to get interested or loosen up. This pickup line is playfully funny and can get her to notice you.
- “You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.” You may want to avoid using this line if you think she may be an environmentalist of some sort. But if she seems like a normal, typical girl, this hilarious line would work great.
- “I have Skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow?” If she’s a candy lover she will be all over you.
- “If you were a new sandwich at McDonalds, you’d be called McGorgeous.” Create a little laughter using the power of McDonalds.
- “Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.” This pickup line mixes up a little funny with a little sweet.
- “Is it hot in here or is it just you?” This line is classic. Despite the fact that everyone has heard it, it still has not lost its comedic effect.
Posted on: Dec. 01, 2010