If you are trying to impress a woman, trying use one of these 10 funny dirty pick up lines. These pickup lines will make a woman laugh, but at the same time turn her on. These lines can be used at any time on any woman.
- "Your daddy must have been a baker 'cause you've got a nice set of buns." This pickup line will compliment the woman that catches your eye. She will love your sense of humor as well.
- "Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?" This dirty pickup line will show women how funny you are. It will also show the woman that you are interested in her.
- "Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?" Pickup lines like this one are funny, but dirty. It shows her how interested you are and you are want to go further with her.
- "You must work at Subway 'cause you just gave me a foot long." Along with being a great and dirty pickup line, it will compliment you as well. It is funny and the woman will appreciate your humor.
- "Could you please step away from the bar? You are melting all the ice." All women love to be complimented. If you tell her she is so hot she is melting ice, she is going to be charmed by you.
- "I'm gay. Think you can convert me?" Of course you are not gay, but you want to get her attention. She will see that you are funny and it will win her heart.
- "You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear." Once again telling the woman she is so hot she will melt something is a great compliment. All women love to hear that they are sexy. It will show your interest if you use this pickup line.
- "All those curves and me with no brakes." Corny as it sounds, this pickup line will work. The woman will recognize that you have been checking her out and liking what you see.
- "I like every muscle in your body, especially mine." Telling the woman you want to have sexual intercourse with her will show her you're into her. This pickup line will help you to show your interest and win her heart.
- "How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?" Using this question, you just might get what you want. She may agree and you may end up back at your place with a naked woman.
When using pick up lines, you have to be clever and smooth. Most women will pick up on the corny or cheesy lines men try to use. The lines listed above are unique, funny and dirty. They could help you win over the woman you are after. Even if she thinks you are ridiculous for using the line, you will make her laugh and maybe even turn her on with these lines. So sit back, study and enjoy.
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