10 Funny Flirty Jokes

When meeting a woman, you should know some of these 10 funny flirty jokes. These jokes can be great conversation starters. They can help you flirt and help her feel more comfortable around you. It will also show off your sense of humor.

  1. Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me? It is sweet when a man shows how sweet he truly is. With this joke, she will see your sweet side by comparing yourself to candy and affectionate words.
  2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together. This sweet, flirty joke will tell a woman you want to be with her.
  3. What is life? Life is love. What’s love? Love is kissing. What’s kissing? Come here and I’ll show you. With this flirty joke, you are telling the object of your affections that you really want to kiss her.
  4. I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back: “Nice ass!” All women like to be flirted with. If you compliment her, this is the best way to win her heart. This flirty joke is a keeper.
  5. Man to blond at the bar: “It’s rude to interrupt a man when he’s talking to his wife.” Woman: “Wife!?” Man: “I’m working’ on it.” Woman: “You’re awful sure of yourself.” Man: “You too.” This joke could really show the woman you are looking for marriage material.
  6. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don’t have eyes. This joke is flirty and show that you have totally been checking her out. She will also see your sense of humor.
  7. I’ve seen angels in the sky; I’ve seen snow fall in July; I’ve seen things you could only imagine to see or do, but I still haven’t seen anything sweeter than you! What a cute, flirty joke. If you tell a woman how sweet she is, she will love it. You will be giving her compliment and will more than likely win her over.
  8. It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain. The sky was crying because it lost its most beautiful angel. There is nothing better than telling a woman she is an angel. She is going to feel so good when you say this to her.
  9. Can you see me? No? Turn around. Can you see me now? No? Turn again. Can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart! With this flirty joke, you will make the woman’s heart skip a beat. Letting her know that she has a special place in your heart is important. All women love it when a man is being sweet, so use this one if you want to sweep her off her feet.
  10. If flowers were dreams that would last forever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you. Showing offer your charming side with this flirty joke is a keeper. If you tell the woman she is a beautiful as a flower, she will swoon for you.

 

 

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