If you love comedy then you’ll enjoy these 1ten funny quotes from “Step Brothers.” This movie’s story line revolves around two slightly mentally-challenged adult males who become stepbrothers after their parents get married. The best lines from this film come from the characters Brennan Huff played by Will Ferrell, and Dale Doback played by John C. Reilly. Read on, and enjoy!
- Brennan to Dale. “I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!” Now that’s a brotherly love funny quote from “Step Brothers.”
- Dale after hearing Brennan sing. “You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.” Not sure on the singing duo combination there but it’s funny.
- Brennan to Dale. “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!” This funny quote from “Step Brothers” shows that Brennan still has accepted his new stepbrother into the family. Ouch!
- Dale to Brennan scenario game. “Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!” Only someone that stupid can think of something that stupid which makes this an awesome quote from the comedy movie “Step Brothers.”
- Brennan needs for silence. “Shut your mouth. Sh-sh-shut your mouth.” It’s funny and it works great in comedy.
- Dale after a rude awakening from a deep sleep. “The clown has no penis.“ This top ten funny quote from “Step Brothers” is just disturbing.
- Brennan after a rude awakening from a deep sleep. “I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.” Whoa, pull back on the Trekkie hating here, but at least it was just a dream, strange at that.
- Dale commenting on his vintage nude magazines. “Yeah, I got 'em from the 70's, 80's and 90's. It's like masturbating in a time machine.” Boys will be boys!
- Brennan on his near-death skills. “I was faking. I used ninja focus to slow my heart rate down.” It’s hard not to laugh out loud when hearing this line in the movie.
- Dale after knocking Brennan unconscious. “This is just like 'Cold Case' files! This is just like 'Cold Case' files! This is just like 'Cold Case' files!” This top ten funny quote from “Step Brothers” is a killer.
Through it all these two stepbrothers were able to reconcile their differences. But until they did, the movie was laced with one-liners that makes your gut hurt with laughter. Now that’s comedy!
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