10 Great Facebook Statuses

Looking for 10 great Facebook statuses? Or maybe you're a little bored with Facebook, and want to change things up a little bit? Look no further, because we've found a collection of 10 awesomely great Facebook statuses right here. Say goodbye to the same old boring status updates! Here are a few Facebook statuses to make your profile a little more exciting for a change. Be aware that some of these Facebook statuses are a little stupid, but isn't that what Facebook is for? 

1. Nobody bothered to wish me a happy birthday today, which isn't astonishing really, since it isn't my birthday today. This great Facebook status is a little stupid, but isn't that what Facebook is for? Humor is always a great way to go when thinking up new statuses. 
2.  Don't you find it funny that after Monday (M) and Tuesday (T), the rest of the week says WTF? The days Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday begin with the letters WTF, which we all know what  that stands for. Your friends will get a kick out of this Facebook status.  
3.  Is OCD and gathering his thoughts in alphabetical order..... Whether you really are OCD, or you are just joking around, this funny status will have your readers chuckling to themselves!
4. Maybe if my boss saw how many status updates I drop in a day, he would stop saying I'm unproductive.  This hilarious Facebook status is great for some serious boredom at work....just make sure your boss doesn't read it!
5. If you see an onion ring.....answer it!! Probably the corniest status on the list, this one will have your friends either laughing out loud, or shaking their heads in annoyance. 
6. If swimming is great exercise, explain whales to me? Really, why are whale so big when they swim so much in the water? This may sound like a humorous question, but it has some legitimacy to it too.
7. Life would be easier if it had a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the fun times. Fast forward the hard times. Rewind the memories. Don't we all wish we could pause, fast-forward, and rewind the time? Certainly everyone who reads this status will agree with you!
8. I sleep better naked....why can't the flight attendant understand this? This is probably not the best Facebook status to post if your little old granny is on Facebook, as she might take it seriously. But to others, this status is just downright funny.
9. I often look at people and wonder to myself, "Out of 10 million sperm, you were the fastest?" Be honest, you have probably thought this to yourself a few times when meeting some strange characters. 
10. Have you ever woken up after a dream that you ate the world's biggest marshmallow, and your pillow is gone? This hilarious Facebook status is clever and is sure to get a ton of laughs. Your friends will wonder where you come up with all these great statuses, but you don't have to tell!