10 Interesting Facebook Statuses

Facebook is the world's most popular social networking sight, and what better way to express yourself then to choose one of these 10 interesting Facebook statuses. Don't use a generic, boring Facebook status. Impress your Facebook friends and try one of these interesting statuses. 

  1. "Santa, I have the perfect gift for the people on your naughty list: A pack of batteries with a card saying, 'Toy not included.'" A perfect Facebook status for those feeling a little bit naughty. This is also a good, sarcastic Facebook status to use at Christmas time pointing out how silly those Christmas lists can be. 

  2. "Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn't surprising really, since it isn't my birthday."  For those that are sick and tired of all of those birthday wishes that appear when you look at your Facebook news feed, this Facebook status is for you. Who cares who's birthday it is anyways?

  3. "Don't wait for the perfect moment… Take the moment and make it perfect." This is an appropriate Facebook status if you're feeling philosophical. A good Zen quote. You don't want to spend your life waiting for something to happen. Take what you have and make it the best you can.

  4. "There are people who think you should drink more, there are people who say you should drink less. They both share a common opinion – you should drink!" What would an interesting status list be without a drinking quote. This one might rub some of your friends the wrong way, but the drinkers out there will surely appreciate what this one is saying. Enough said.

  5. "I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just in case." For the take out minded, or those that think their oven is actually storage space, this is an appropriate status update.

  6. "I hate being bipolar…it awesome!!!" If you're one of those people who changes his or her mind often, your friend's might find this status update amusing. True, there is nothing funny about being bipolar. But bipolar issues aside, some people just can't make a decision to save their lives. 

  7. "I went to the book store earlier to buy a 'Where's Wally' book. When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played." For those with children, this is an appropriate reference. And even if you don't have children, who doesn't love a good Where's Wally reference. 

  8. "I reckon anti-wrinkle cream doesn't work. If it did, women wouldn't have any fingerprints." A perfect status update for those who just don't get all those beauty creams and potions. What's in all of those creams anyway?

  9. I am not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many womenoften outdoors in the mud and rainand it's possible that a man slipped in. There'd be no way of knowing." Ex-hippies might find this to be an interesting status update. The 60s were a wonderful time to love and explore. Why not get some more mileage out of those memories with a clever Facebook status update. 

  10. "I am proud of myself. I finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years." Feeling a little bit flippant, this might be the status for you. Sure we all know that the number on a puzzle box actually refers to the recommended age. But those puzzles for kids are so darn frustrating sometimes. 


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