10 Orgy Party Rules

Here are ten orgy party rules to play by. Newbies to the orgy party scene usually stick out like a soar thumb. Who can blame you? If it’s your first time participating in an orgy party, the sight of scattered booty can be, well shocking. Well, you can’t just go running through an orgy party with your soldier at full attention and hope to slip into some sex. There are certain orgy party guidelines that should be followed. The last thing anyone wants is a disruptive dude running through the orgy messing it up for everyone. Just remember, you’re there for sex. It’ll come, and so will you, just as long as you follow these ten orgy party rules.

  1. Don’t act brand new. Even if you are new to the orgy party set up, don’t let everyone else know. Just play it cool. You’ve all seen an orgy porn scene. Now, it’s just 3D. Act like you’ve been there before. Things will go a lot smoother.
  2. Get in where you fit in. Don’t be shy. It’s OK to look round. If someone catches your eye, use that charm to get next to her. Truthfully, you won’t need much. People are there for sex. So get to sexing.
  3. Don’t get attached. Orgies are all about the animalistic urge to have sex. Nothing more. If you start out with one girl and she wants to move on, let her. This ain’t the place for feelings. It’s a sex buffet, so feel free to sample the rest of the dishes… as long as they want you to.
  4. Experiment. If you’re ever going to be freaky, this is the place. Leave your hang ups at home. Orgy parties are about trying the freakiest sexual stuff you can think off with multiple people. Don’t be surprised if two girls want you at once, or if a guy wants you to help him out with another chick. Just be in the moment and go for it if you feel it.
  5. Don’t push it. You can only go as far as your partner(s) wants to go. Don’t try to force your own sexual agenda on someone else. If they’re for it then fine. If not, then chill out buddy. You’ll run the risk of not being invited for a return engagement.
  6. No pass interference. Don’t disrupt any of the sex going on. Remember, you want to be a cog in the sex machine. You don’t want to be a monkey wrench. Don’t get in the way of the other participants. Everybody’s trying to get down, so don’t interfere with them, just join them.
  7. Bring a female companion. If you can find someone who’s up to go, then bring her. This’ll guarantee that you’ll know someone there. It’ll also guarantee that you have at least one girl that’ll want to get down with you. You look more attractive when you have another woman all over you. Hint, Hint.
  8. Know the party rules. Each orgy party may have their own set of rules. Make sure you know the parameters of the scene. You’d hate to be the only guy there unprepared. Remember, you don’t want to look like the new dork. So, make sure you know what’s going to happen once you get there.
  9. No cameras. Unless they say you can bring one, leave it at home. You’ll just have to use your descriptive skills to illustrate what happened to all of your less fortunate and horny friends. Grab your Thesaurus.
  10. Have fun. Sex is supposed to be enjoyable. Sex with a bunch of people should be even more enjoyable; if you’re in to that sort of thing. So have some fun. It may be the only chance you have to experience a good orgy party.