10 Perverted Pickup Lines
The 10 perverted pickup lines often end up with a slap to the face or a restraining order being placed, but they continue to be widely used in certain sections of society. Some women like perverted pick up lines, but it is usually best to use them at parties when drunk, rather than at church or at work functions. Here are ten of the best perverted pick up lines.
- "Wow ! Now that I've seen you in that short skirt I think I can enter myself in the prize marrow growing competition." Most perverts will wink and lick their lips as they deliver this pick up line. This vulgar phallic reference will either lead to great sex or a punch in the face.
- "Let me know where you bought those knockers so I can buy some for my ex-wife." This perverted pick up line lets women know that you are single whilst paying them a compliment. Some women may take offense, but plenty more will be happy that you paid attention to their prize assets.
- "Did I tell you that I am a taxi driver? Any time you want a free ride just let me know." There are many kinds of rides, but this perverted pickup line is said by men looking for rides that do not involve cars. Saucy women will be turned on by the thought of riding with the taxi driver.
- "I've got a hot dog that's been warming up. Would you like to taste it?" This line really pushes the limit of perverted pickup lines, and it should never be uttered by a sober man. If it is used in an nightclub, it could have great results.
- "I take it from the way you walk that you're open for business." This line is used by perverts looking for easy women to seduce. If this perverted pickup line works, you should definitely use protection.
- "I am looking for a friendly harbor to sail my ship into." This perverted pick up line is best whispered in a bar. It often works when directed at sex starved business women.
- "I don't believe that is your real hair color. Prove it." Some women will willingly prove their hair color. Others will call the police so people should only use the line on women who have a sense of humor.
- "I am a bird watcher. I particularly like long tailed tits. Do you know where I might find some?" If women miss the double meaning of this, they will probably be turned on by the thought of you as a nature lover. If they do understand the line, then they might show you what they have to offer.
- "I spent all weekend hunting beaver in the forest. My hunt is not over yet." This perverted line is good for guys who live the outdoor life. Some women will react positively to it and point you in the right direction. "
- "What do you get if you combine a nice boobs, a tight ass and sexy legs? Pull down my pants and you'll see." This perverted pickup line should only be used by really horny guys in an emergency. It has a small success rate, but when it does work, the rewards are usually top notch.