10 Pickup Lines That Make Women Laugh

Using pickup lines that make women laugh is a great way to start a conversation. Boring pickup lines won't get you anything except a cold shoulder. Here are the top 10 funny pickup lines that are sure to get you noticed.

  1. Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!  Undeniably the most hilarious pickup line ever. Even the most conservative woman is sure to crack a smile when asked this. Be prepared to have some interesting things to say, because if you start the conversation off this strong you better be able to keep her entertained.
  2. Can you please scratch my back? My arms are far too muscular for me to reach. If you are lacking in the muscle department, it  would just add to the hilarity of this pickup line. 
  3. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it. A little forward, but sure to get a laugh. This is a great conversation starter and can lead to more. You may even luck out and actually get her number.
  4. I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.  This pickup line will not only make her laugh, it takes the insecurity out of being rejected. She will most likely just tell you to buy her a drink which will lead to a conversation. So you either get the woman or $20. Either way, you win.
  5. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW! Flattery will get you far.  She will start off with a laugh, then blush and then start a conversation with you.
  6. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. Hopefully, she knows what prime rib is because this pickup line will make her laugh. Be sure to have a few conversation topics lined up to keep the conversation going.
  7. Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked! She will definitely laugh at this one.  She may be laughing at the pickup line, or at your self-assurance, but she will laugh.  Having the confidence to use this line will also get you major points with the ladies.
  8. Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get. Using any brand logo in a pickup line is sure to get you a laugh.  It's even better if the logo is giving them a compliment.
  9. I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but… I'm Batman!  This pickup line will always make woman laugh.  You can take it even farther by asking her to be your Catwoman.
  10. What pickup line actually works on you? This pickup line will get you a laugh, as well as a conversation.  The woman will appreciate your assertiveness and may even tell you her favorite pickup line, that you can then use on the next woman.
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